Someday I want to be just like James Bond.
You know, “Carlier. Oksana Carlier.”
Okay, so it doesn’t sound quite as good with my name. But that can be easily conquered, all I need to do is change my name to something with the initials J.B. Then I could certainly join the ranks of James Bond and Jason Bourne.
I mean, really. Who hasn’t wanted to …
Jump rooftop to rooftop, over a million foot chasm?
Play poker like a boss?
Drive in a classic car chase?
Have a tricked out car?
Get the bad guy?
Run faster than your average vehicle?
I know I have. So since I don’t think I am going to end up quite like James Bond, I’ll just stick with being myself AND…
GOING TO SEE THE NEW BOND MOVIE!